Once again the 405 in Los Angeles will be shut down and once again we have given the “event” a hollywood style catastrophic attribution by giving it a punderful name. Last time it was “carmageddon” and this time it is being coined “jamzilla.” However, instead of rolling my eyes so far back I can see my occipital lobe, I have joined in with my first top ten list of alternative end of world names for what most cities just call a traffic jam. Enjoy and feel free to suggest your own in the comments.

  • Gridlock Monster
  • The Day the 405 Stood Still
  • Invasion of the Bentley Snatchers
  • 28 Miles Later
  • 12 Monkey Wrenches
  • Dawn of the Dodge
  • Dr. Strangeglove compartment
  • World War nissan Z
  • Pacific Rims
  • Escape from L.A. (I know this is an actual name of a movie, but it just worked)



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